Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

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Quotes

"How long were you with him?" -Francesca
"Two hours." -Chauffeur
"I'll write you a check."

"Because gay they understand, but a forty year-old man with no wife and no children... it's embarrassing." -Marie

"If this were Italy..." -Joseph
"Shut up! This isn't Italy, and I am not some earthy woman with hairy armpits who doesn't care if her kid grows up with the morals of an alley cat!"
"Actually, that would be France." -Joseph

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Opening Sequence: Nathan Lane, Glenne Headly, Ernie Sabella, James Patrick Stuart, Trevor Fehrman, and Joan Plowright. Created by David Angell, Peter Casey, David Lee, Chuck Ranberg, Anne Flett-Giordano.

The credits: Executive Producers David Angell, Peter Casey, David Lee, Chuck Ranberg, Anne Flett-Giordano, Produced by Maggie Randell, Producer Mary Fukuto, Teleplay by Chuck Ranberg & Anne Flett-Giordano, Story by David Angell & Peter Casey & David Lee & Chuck Ranberg & Anne Flett-Giordano, Directed by David Lee.

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